I had a wonderful experience last night! The lady that I live with was eating Long John Silvers seafood for dinner last night. She said it was too hot to cook. She accidently knocked a box of krinkly fried things onto the floor. I got to help her "clean-up." She was concerned that it may give me digestional upset, but I'm pleased to say that I am fine. The crunchy things were very, very tasty. I am going to encourage her to drop more things.
On their website, you can get your pirate name. Mine is Plunder Pilferin' Jane the Snake.