The lady I live with doesn't have to go to work next week. She's planned some activities for us. I'll get to go to the vet on Monday for a visit, then on Tuesday I'll be spending the day at a luxurious day spa being pampered (as I do so deserve).
The lady had to call my old medical clinic to get my records for the spa, but they said they'd never heard of me! Imagine that! I went to that clinic for more than 12 years, but now they say that I don't exist!